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Since when does the Bill of Rights include animals? ANIMALS DO NOT HAVE A DEVELOPED BRAIN. Cow = Steak. Pig = Ham Sandwich. Easy as that. What is with the new wave animal rights movement? Are people this stupid now? Let me ask a question. How did our cave-dwelling ancestors survive? They didn't eat vegetable medleys every day. Hunt it, skin it, cook it, eat it. Four step recovery program. I just can't see what fuels these morons. Is it the actual killing of the animals? The fact that they "gave their life" to end up on MY DINNER TABLE? Well, it ain't like that. No animal "gives it's life" to be my snack! It has it's life maliciously taken away from it before it even knows what's coming. Cut the fucking shit here. If you don't want to eat meat, that's your perogative, but DON'T YELL AT ME ABOUT IT! I will never, ever be a vegetarian, so don't even try. I will eat meat until the day I die. My eating meat might actually cause that day to come earlier, but damn, I get to miss the wheelchair, osteoperosis, nursing home years. Big loss. There's no greater thrill than shoving a huge slab of something that you know used to walk, but now is at your mercy, down your throat. It's a nice, tasty power trip. Meat has helped to sustain the bloodlines of idiots like animal rights activists, so QUIT YOUR BITCHING! Picket all day if you want to, but the minute you take the animal off of my plate, I'm opening up a can of whoop-ass. If you want to spend your life fighting for something that has no idea you are fighting for it, have fucking fun. Tell me when you can let the barnyard know that they are being raised to be killed. I won't be holding my breath for you. If you think that anything dying of a cause besides age is wrong, go breathe underwater. IT'S NATURAL SELECTION, IT HAPPENS, AND IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN MORE WITH THE HUMAN RACE. What better way to get rid of all the social leeches than to let them get what's coming to them, instead of sheltering them from their responsibility? "Do stupid things, and you can get help." There is something terribly wrong with that. It should be "Do something stupid, and you pay for it." But animal rights activists can't see that if we didn't kill all of the livestock, predators like wolves or bears would anyway, so GO TO HELL! The day Bessie goes on strike is the day that you can start complaining. And while you are waiting for that day, you can eat all the vegetables you want. But know that I won't. And also until that day, Bessie will continue to be no more than steak and cheeseburger patties. Vegans bewilder me even more. Not eating ANYTHING that comes from animals? One question for you. How are all the vegetables and grains fertilized? ANIMAL MANURE. Doesn't that come from animals? You're damn right it does. Plants used to be living too. Why doesn't anybody support plant rights? It's a perfectly legitimate argument. You can't kill animals, but you can kill plants? Something is just not clicking with me on this one. ANYTHING THAT YOU EAT CONTAINS SOMETHING THAT HAD TO BE KILLED, SO GET OFF OF THE HYPOCRITICAL PURITY TRIP.
-- Aaron (aaron@eccentrica.org), March 21, 2002
Well, I never! There's certainly no need to take that tone with me, young man. I wake up every morning bright and early, whereat I slaughter, eviscerate and flay a few small woodland or barnyard creatures before breakfast, just to keep my hand in. I then impale their limp bodies on greenwood branches that I have whittled to a sharp point and scorch them over an open firepit.Believe me, there's no finer aroma to set the blood moving in the morning than poivre chat en flambe, as I always say! For a less aromatic, but no less tasty treat there is always un petit chien en tartar. And the beauty of it is, it keeps the neighborhood much quieter of a night. Nasty, dirty creatures always skulking in the shadows and looking for their chance to procreate. The best thing to do is whack them good and hide the evidence, if you ask me.
As for purity, I am against it on principle. It quite deranges any person who comes in contact with it. To combat this possibility, I frequently and gratelfully contaminate myself with potations in which yeast has been excreting and dying in countless multitudes.
Now, Aaron, my good sir, it is one thing to preach to the choir, but quite another to pummel it with your closed fists and spray it with flecks of spittle, as you have done here. Please learn some better manners before you make another such attempt. And do try to leap less vigorously to unwarranted conclusions. It unbecomes you.
-- Aimless (aimless@national_raffle_association.org), March 21, 2002.
i ow me eeenominous brian power to me ancistrys eetin meet. theirfour i as nuffin aginst it watsoheffer. i jus wish mcdonalds wud put sum in there amburgers.
-- Sue Denim (s.denim@aol.nuts), March 22, 2002.
You is all a bunch of thick cunts i think, this message board is utter shit and i mite never come back, fuckin tossers
-- Redmo (guitar_red@hotmail.com), May 09, 2002.