Ann Widdecombe

Is it true that Ann Widdecombe has miraculous healing powers? Has anyone experienced them and survived?

-- Rex (rex@waitrose.com), October 08, 2001

Answers

Given that she joined a living party and left the front bench as it died, one assumes not. Rex, I hope you're honoured that some of us are contributing balls to your group on day 2 of Michaelmas term (hark, 75 new readers outside) Mike Encouraging the stereotype of librarians for 14 years

-- Mike Morris (mike.morris@anthro.ox.ac.uk), October 09, 2001.

This question has been reopened by the dramatic, inexplicable transformation of Miss Widdecombe’s hair.

Previously dark and dull, it shines now with an unearthly, golden radiance! Scientists are baffled.

We can but hope that the Gilded One will use her gifts for good and not evil. She did knife Michael Howard, so there are some grounds for optimism...

-- Rex (rex@waitrose.com), November 08, 2001.