April is the cruellest manth ennit

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Miss Lynda La Plante is to address the University of Oxford on the drama.

SCENE: A book-lined study.

ELIOT: Jim. Jim Joyce. Ow yer doin? JOYCE: Not so good, mate. Samone used me Ulysees in a poem, din they? ELIOT (suddenly hysterical): Aw right! It was me! But Gin Woolf put me up to it! Jim! I let yer down! JOYCE: The Bloomsbury mob. Gah! There's gonna be a ruck over this!

etc.

(Not a question, just a parodic urge, y'know)

-- Dra Maturgy (mike.morris@anthro.ox.ac.uk), April 26, 2002

Answers

BACON: Keep fuckin' still, you two. 'Ow d'you expect me ter paint yers if yer keep fidgitin'.

-- Frank (smoky) Bacon. (f.bacon@not.bloomin.likely.com), April 26, 2002.