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Hello, I am the Leader of the Free World. A colleague in NATO, who is Prime Ministerizer of Great Britainage (a small division of Britney Spears, a place in France I believe), has formed a romantic attachment to me. He keeps phoning up, offering to send me troops for whatever "I've got up my sleeve" (his own sleeves are used to display pornograhized imagifications, which alarms my apprehension). What would you adviseify me to do? I want to be his friend, but I don't want to leadify him on, as they say. "Troubled"
-- "George of DC" (mike.morris@anthro.ox.ac.uk), March 11, 2002
tell him to "come and blow me". (if he comes, you might as well let him)
-- Carl Junk (archie_types@hotmail.com), March 12, 2002.
Yeah let him, it might release some pressure in your asshole and allow your head to come out.
-- Scott (foo@bar.com), March 13, 2002.