Blissium Alternatives (Domination Edition)

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After spending over three years taking Blissiumday and night I have become a tired, jaded man. The sun breaks through my tiny houses one window in the morning and I think "Oh, christ! Not another day on the Bliss". It's a living nightmare.

Do any of our esteemed panel of internationally respected doctors, chemists and Blissiumspecialists know of any herbal, chemical or theoretical alternatives to the bitter and intense hell of continous Blissabuse?

-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), October 23, 2002

Answers

i'm sorry lynskey, i thought you knew. you've been dead now for three years, three months, and eighteen days. but if you are really tired of the blissium, try nailing kitchen spoons to the soles of your feet -- great traction now that the mud seadon's upon us.

-- hurley (michel@tcn.org), October 23, 2002.

and by "mud seadon," i of course meant the brilliant new season of "friends."

-- hurley (michel@tcn.org), October 23, 2002.