Breaking taboos

What do you do for recreation after you have broken all the taboos ?

-- Spammer (spam@greenspun.com), July 15, 2002

Answers

Put them back together.

-- Matt (Matt@coastaltown.freeserve,co.uk), July 18, 2002.

Shove an entire onyx chess set up your arse. Not even Eric 'slow hand' Clapton got around to that one.

-- Spinning Whistle (SlackFox@aol.com), July 18, 2002.

Bowie does it five time a day. If there's anything Clappers can't do, Bowie's done at least five times.

-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), July 18, 2002.

I was hit by a sudden strange emotional response the other day:
It suddenly occurred to me, halfway down a bottle of The Macallan, that my weekly drinks bill would feed an entire African village for some considerable time. Whereupon, this hitherto unknown uneasy feeling passed over me.

After momentarily wondering where famine relief agencies buy their groceries, I was able to shrug the whole thing off.
However, I'm now in fear of this dreadful feeling returning, and interferring with my future drinking enjoyment.

Has anyone else experienced these strange feelings while drinking The Macallan?
Should I change my brand of Scotch?
I'm loathe to do this, because my palate is now accustomed to only the smoothest and most rounded of single malts.

-- Sue Denim (s.denim@aol.net), July 19, 2002.

Switch to "Highland Reserve". It's as cheap as Vanilla Ice's piss and it makes you do 'funny' things.

-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), July 19, 2002.

Taboos are there to be broken, as are Breezers, Malibus, Archers and the rest of those ghastly manufactured girly drinks.
"Death to the overpriced coloured sugar-water!", I cried, as I smashed the bottles to the floor with my umbrella handle.

I'm afraid I won't be able to show my face in that pub again. Not this side of hell freezing over, anyway.

-- Pete Andrews (p.l.andrews@bham.ac.uk), July 22, 2002.

Good god Lynskey!
You're not suggesting that I should drink a BLEND are you?!

-- Sue Denim (s.denim@aol.net), July 24, 2002.

they weren't that funny anyway, with hindsight.

-- Matt (Matt@coastaltown.freeserve,co.uk), July 24, 2002.