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So anyway me and Rudy were driving down to Abilene for Spring Break and we picked up this little Scotch guy with like an English accent? I mean we offered him a ride down to Galveston, I don't mean we're like gaybo or something but he's like "May I offer you a read of my 8-volume set of the Constitution of the British Isles" and "What do you think of the Band of the Coldstream Guards?" and it's like a real long drive thru the desert and all so eventually we traded him for a gross of Pez dispensers filled with crack (Rudy says it's a big craze in like New York City now).So I guess my question is does anyone want an 8-volume book about British politics? We accept Paypal.
-- Randy Esposito (mike.morris@anthro.ox.ac.uk), May 14, 2002
That's like rilly weird, ya know? Cuz like the exact identical same thing happened to me in my sophomore year at UCSC? Except it was an English guy with a like rilly kewl European accent, ya know? And the books were like the heaviest books ever? With hard covers and shit? And everything else was different too? It's like, man, maybe they were brothers? That's like sooooo freaky?P.S. Pez is like sooooo NoCal it's unbelievably in - not.
-- Candy Colored-Clown (peter.j.ross@btinternet.com), May 14, 2002.
No fawkin' way dude! I had a hitch bitch cobbtail me all the way back from the Gruge! Mexican mofo, spoke like rayzers babe!. Shurely ow damn ald automurbiles musta be somekinda gay bench. i'm simply a-whistlin' here. jayzuz!
-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), May 15, 2002.
I'm sorry old chap, but I didn't catch a word of that. Could you speak up?
-- Matt (Matt@coastaltown.freeserve,co.uk), May 16, 2002.
I'm sorry old chap, but I didn't catch a word of that. Could you speak up? - The Matt Fallaize Story.
-- Robin (robin@rjmhome.freeserve.co.uk), May 16, 2002.
"I'm sorry old chap, but I didn't catch a word of that. Could you speak up? - The Matt Fallaize Story" - The Robin MacKensie Story
-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), May 16, 2002.
I think thats out of print,
-- Robin (robin@rjmhome.freeserve.co.uk), May 16, 2002.
Learn to apostrophise Robin, for surely punctuation will be your undoing.
-- Matt (Matt@coastaltown.freeserve,co.uk), May 16, 2002.