Contact ad abbreviations

Flicking through the small ads in a strange magazine I found, I couldn't help but notice that a lot of them seemed to be looking for people who were 'into BDSM'. I had very little idea as to what that might entail, until I realised that it stood for "Belle Dame Sans Merci". How strange people are!! Who would have thought that starv'd lips in the gloam with horrid warning gaped wide would be of interest, let alone sexual excitement, to anyone?

Does anyone know of any meanings of other contact ad abbreviations that would help me fully to understand human sexuality?

-- Saullie (saulj@btinternet.com), April 29, 2002

Answers

Crap! I thought it stood for "Bad Dress Sense a Must". No wonder I've been stood up on all those blind dates, left holding one wilting pink tulip and my six Tesco carrier bags.
BTW I'm 5' 6", mid 30s (ish), dank hair, GOSH, own teeth, and into badinage, wintersports, M&S, twinsets, dyslexia and air lingus. Might consider AC/DC - DC/DC conversion if the voltage was right.
Please respond soonest, since I can only afford to run this ad for two more weeks.
TTFN.

-- Sue Denim (s.denim@aol.nowt), May 02, 2002.

GSOH: Ghastly Smell of Haddock.

NSc: Numpty of Science [Scottish degree awarded to students who inadvertently blow up laboratory]

VWE: Voted With Enoch.

WLTM: Would Like To Mutilate.

-- Rex (rex@waitrose.com), May 05, 2002.