Crotchpins

Where the hell have crotchpins gone? I can remember my mum (and my nan) having loads of them around the house. Do they still make them anymore.

Are there any people out there who can remember them? I want to know if crotchpins still exist. Are there still crotchpins?

-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), July 31, 2002

Answers

Ah!
I'm afraid the Cheesemeister might have had something to do with the disappearance of all your crotchpins.
You see, we have many crotches scattered throughout the galaxy that are in desperate need of pinning.
Sorry!
You can have them back when we find a cure for faster-than-light-travel-induced crotch slip.

-- The Cheesemeister (thebig.cheese@fromagerus.com), August 01, 2002.

Oh my hearty heart goes pitter-pat! Bring me back me crotchpins . . . where you gone sweet crotchpins . . . . ?

-- Lynskey> (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), August 01, 2002.

Oh stop bleating!
We left a Cheesy Wotsit for every crotchpin we borrowed, and you'll get them all back ..... eventually ..... honest.

-- The Cheesemeister (thebig.cheese@fromagerus.com), August 01, 2002.

Wud'ya? Wud'ya find me me crotchpins? Wud'ya do that for ole' billy- bill? little dockman on 'by-sea' town persons list? Find me me's crotchy, me pins . . . . .

-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), August 01, 2002.