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Why do n00bs cry?
-- Desynergy (no.spam@no.isp), August 05, 2002
My dear sir, I’m afraid you have the advantage. What is a n00b? Remember, we’re very backward here in these damp isles. Why, until last year we hadn’t even heard of desynergy, but now no meal is complete without it.
-- Rex (rex@waitrose.com), August 05, 2002.
Think he means newbie. Which makes him an OAP and very near death. Let's push him down the stairs. . . . . .
-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), August 05, 2002.
Race ya.
-- Matt (Matt@coastaltown.freeserve.co.uk), August 05, 2002.
I misread the fuckers name as Des Ynergy for a second. It'd be a good name for a lounge singer . . "Why hello patrons of the Shoemark Hotel Seafood Suite, my name is Des Y-Ner-Gee and this is my band, Sub- mariner. A big hello to the AGM party from Bixhead Textiles and a warm "how are you?" to those lovely chaps and chambinos from Poxic- Wetherwater who are in tonight for Frank McFelter's retirement . . this one's for him, it's Call Me by Go West . . . *sings* 'Face to face . . . ."
-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), August 05, 2002.
Obviously another stupid flesh eater. As soon as all them are wiped off the face of the earth, it will be a lot better place.
-- Artichoked (artichoked@veggie.net), August 06, 2002.
Except it won't happen and we'll all be crying twice as hard . . .
-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), August 06, 2002.
I don't know why they do it, but n00bs cry like this:Sort of - "Oooohneeya bleeeeeeeeeee, quaaaaaa quaaaaa quaaaa, whaaaarrrk!"
Well, that's what it sounds like to me, at any rate.
-- Sueee Denim (s.denim@aol.net), August 12, 2002.