Dismal song-related query

Why does my heart feel so bad?

-- Moby Richard (mike.morris@anthro.ox.ac.uk), January 24, 2002

Answers

What you feel are the minerals leeching into place. It will feel better after the process of petrification is complete.

-- Laureate Cibber (cibber@arsy_versy.net), January 24, 2002.

Anyway, you shouldn’t have touched it. Which of us can put his hand on his heart and honestly say that he doesn’t have a hole in his chest?

-- Rex (rex@waitrose.com), January 25, 2002.

Unless you stop picking at that thing, it will never heal.

-- Aimless (aimless@national_raffle_association.org), January 26, 2002.

Relax! its just a heart Attack.

-- San (he_mail@pakistans.com), January 28, 2002.

teach u 4 shaggin elton jon dunnit?

-- XStatic Peace (xpeace@hotmail.com), February 15, 2002.