Dogged by spam

This is an urgent appeal on behalf of Cherry the part-time black Labrador. Cherry obtained her own e-mail address ten days ago, feverish with expectation. But her doggy hopes have been dashed and trampled: all she gets is SPAM.

What a brutal way for the Internet to treat a blameless hound whose only fault is a weakness for designer sunglasses. (Incidentally she really is literally a dog – she’s not some woman to whom I’ve taken a vulgar dislike.) May I urge all Askadrunkites to spare thirty seconds to send their greetings to this charming person of the canine persuasion?

E-mail Cherry the part-time black Labrador here.

-- Rex (rex@waitrose.com), May 02, 2002

Answers

Gor blimey mate, you fink you gort problims? I kip gettin spammed by dogs. It aint no larf i kin tell yer. Whez me pooperscooper fingy gorn nah?.

-- O.G.Carmichael (w.o.begone@nonentity.net), May 03, 2002.

Any who doubt Cherry's existence, feeling rather that Rex has finally lost the plot, can see her at this site. She's like totally cute.

-- peter (peter@nakedblog.com), May 05, 2002.

To see an alternative dog who is, if it be not heresy to say so, equally cute, please click here.

-- Rex (rex@waitrose.com), May 09, 2002.

I'll give you equally cute! How I hate these young pups coming along and stepping on my territory. Take this, sucka!

-- Cherry (cherry@muralmania.co.uk), May 11, 2002.