Field thieving bastards!

Westhead is a small discrete suburb of the metropolis that is Ormskirk. While casually browsing http://www.westhead.net (honestly, it exists) I stumbled across a scene that many of us may recognize.

"La la la.....la la la la la....La la la"

What amused me the most is that this scene is actually in Ormskirk only some yards from my house. It it is in fact only the other two pictures on the site which show the real Westhead in all its panoramic glory. Yes that’s right. If you stand in the middle of westhead these are the only possible photographs you can take.

Do you have a town page?

If not, why not? If so, so what!

Tell us the celestial glorys of your humble abodes.

-- Robin (robin@rjmhome.freeserve.co.uk), October 14, 2002

Answers

i cannot thank you hard or repeatedly enough times especailly about the head and shoulders for bravely posting that telling photo. for years things have been rolling around in my cupboards (always right to left), my socks are always hunched together along the left wall of my socks box (mom got the bureau after the split), and i am constantly wide to the left of the urinal (i've taken to placing a salad bowl on the floor). i've tried adding various fluids to my inner ear, taking teeth out of one side and blu-tacking them to the other, and raising the foundation on house jacks -- all to no avail. now at last i see it, plain as day in your fine and life-altering photo, ORMSKIRK IS TILTED TO THE LEFT!!!! needless to say this explains lots of things -- why our lawn bowling team has never broken through in international play, why our fried eggs ever have yolks pinned against the circumference of the grilled albumen, why the westbound buses run so slow, and why the drool is always on one side of pillow. thank you robin, repeatedly and often.

-- hurley (michel@tcn.org), October 14, 2002.

Its funny that you should mention bowling, as I actually lived with a member of Ormskirks crown green bowls team for a while, he liked Wkd, lots of it.

-- Jarl'rmai (parkerj@edgehill.ac.uk), October 14, 2002.

Ah, a view we all know so well. Especially you, Matt. What appear to be clouds in the sky are in actual fact smoke plumes from a burning gasworks.

-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), October 14, 2002.

if by "burning gasworks" you are referring to my blessed arse, i thanks you kindly and ask only that you pass the poi.

-- hurley (michel@tcn.org), October 14, 2002.