Funny Song Lyrics Make Jesus Cry

Funny song lyrics are shit. Comedy songs are shit. One of the worst things in the world is being at a comedy club and a guy with a guitar comes on stage. An even worse thing is seeing Scaffold on Top of the Pops 2. Even worse than that are when someone writes new comedy lyrics to an existing song.

I exaggerate - the recent RoyKeanian Rhapsody that cirulatoralised the net recently made me chuckle. And Matt's habit of replacing lyrics to pop songs with the phrase "over there" is, frankly, ace.

Like The Bill or ER, when they are bad they are really, really fucking bad. Encouraging people to indulge in this heinous hobby is tantamount to paedophillic terrorism.

Discuss . . .

-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), October 09, 2002

Answers

I don't know what's got into you lately Lynskey. There was a time when all you'd listen to was the Black Abotts, the Barron Knights, Adge Cutler and the Wurzels, the Grumbleweeds, and Morrisey. All else was 'sheer cack', as you quaintly put it.
I blame the Blissium.

..... and the late night poker habit.

...... and I don't mean the card game, either.

-- Sue Denim (s.denim@aol.net), October 09, 2002.

You forgot his addiction to Black Lace ( not his little sartorial lapses, but the group)

-- Simon (weebleman@hotmail.com), October 09, 2002.

Yeah, I know, I've been responsible for more comedy songs than most. I reserve the right to change my opinion on any subject at any time.

-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), October 10, 2002.

Does this mean you're sorry you made Jesus cry?

-- Aimless (aimless@national_raffle_association.org), October 10, 2002.

I was sorry, now I'm not.

-- Lynskey (paul@daymaker.freeserve.co.uk), October 10, 2002.