bucks fizz is cunt

Abandoned, betrayed and left to endure.

The minute we open our mouths we tell lies. But if we shut them for long enough we ossify.

-- XStatic Peace (xpeace@hotmail.com), February 15, 2002

Answers

Funny spelling of 'cute'.

-- Ina Quandry (b.mused@everything.nut), February 15, 2002.

but not as big a cunt as david vanday.

-- XStatic Peace (xpeace@hotmail.com), February 18, 2002.

Dear Online Gardening Helpdesk,

Three months ago I planted a thread called ‘ bucks fizz is cunt’ which was recommended to me by the ex-Botley Horticulture & Fulmination Club. Initially it put out two or three short and rather unappealing shoots, but since then I’m sorry to say it has done nothing whatever. Unfortunately it was planted in rather a prominent position and its failure to perform is spoiling the whole look of my forum. Is there anything I can do to get it going again, or should I just hack my way into LUSENET and try to destroy it from within?

Yours faithfully,

-- Percy Throwup (rex@waitrose.com), May 05, 2002.

It was never the same after they got rid of Clay Jones. "Good afternoon to *you*". That was his catchphrase.

-- Charlie Dim (mike.morris@anthro.ox.ac.uk), May 06, 2002.

Is it the mouth that ossifies, or more of the subject's body? Sorry to press you, but it's important to be making your mind up on this one.

-- TRD (wellmeaning@hotmail.com), May 07, 2002.

Bucks Fizz is Cunt,the sublime portrait, hanging in the Tate Modern by the famous Gustav "show us yer" Klimt.Chaotic, some may say, with its mass of hair and primary colours.One finds oneself strangely drawn to the hairy burger.

-- Tom Paulson (jefferiesbenjamin@hotmail.com), May 09, 2002.

I'm not ashamed to put my real name to this and admit to being the biggest Bucks Fizz fan on the planet, dunno whether you mean the group is cunt or wot but anyway I'll agree with the response that David Van Day is the biggest cunt around, fuckin tosspot in my opinion, BOBBY G IS THE MAN...........YEAH........so stick one of your hotdogs up yer arse DVD......

-- Charlotte Hirschfield (c.hirschfield@talk21.com), August 01, 2002.

Best thread EVAH!

-- Matt (Matt@coastaltown.freeserve.co.uk), August 03, 2002.