These fictional testimonials should make it abundantly clear that Escape On Foot is worth up to ten times more than the measly two dollars you are prepared to pay for it. That is why I am asking a mere $17.95 for this amazing book.

When the author claimed that reading this book would set me free, I must admit that I hesitated to believe him. After all, it is hard to trust a man who has kidnapped you and locked you in his cellar. But it's true! This book set me free! I could weep for joy!

- The author's next-door neighbor

When the author handed me this book I was sceptical I would enjoy it. But the writing was so striking, so vivid, so animated and lively, that the words literally leapt from the page and danced about like little faeries; then they raced about the room whistling and galloping like mad things until they were thoroughly exhausted and thereafter settled down to make a permanent residence in my beard. I couldn't believe my eyes! I could weep for joy!

- A very intelligent person

For my money I hereby declare that Escape On Foot is the Book of the Year. As the world's foremost authority, I could weep for joy! P.S. You may deliver my money any time next Tuesday. It had better all be there. I will count it.

- The world's foremost authority